Dr Seuss-style review of Da Vinci Code

Ruth Gledhill, religion columnist of the [London] Times, posts a review of The Da Vinci Code that she says has been making the rounds by email.  Excerpt:

... I would not watch it on a table,
I would not watch when it's on cable.
I would not watch it in a chair,
I would not watch it anywhere.

I wish I had not paid eight bucks,
This movie really really sucks.